Sometimes a rain-out is a good thing

Evidently, ours was not the only game called on account of rain tonight. Like Danielle and many of the moms who commented on Margaret’s post, I, too, love baseball season. I loved going to the games when my dad and my “uncle” (close family friend) coached my “cousin.” I loved going to see the (always losing) Cleveland Indians play at home, the dozen or so times I was able to go growing up. I loved going to see the minor league team, the Richmond Braves, play when we lived there. I love having a game on during the weekends and watching a few innings of whoever play whomever.

And if I didn’t have laundry to fold, dinner to stir up, diapers to change, and a myriad of other tasks that seem so important, I would love to spend an hour playing catch or a family pick-up game. It was I, after all, who spent an afternoon with Fritz when he was only about 3 and had him throw the ball left-handed, then throw the ball right-handed, then bat left-handed, then bat right-handed, over and over again, until I rightfully concluded that he did indeed favor a righty throw and a lefty bat-stance. And what’s really odd about that is that there is another kid on his team this year who is the same way.

I am very thankful that this year the boys can be on the same team. Two games and one practice a week times one team is quite enough. Last year I ran the boys to separate games and practices (although Billy did soccer instead). Next year, Billy will probably stick with baseball (he can play soccer in the fall), and we’ll be back to running to two different games and practices. Katie has mentioned T-ball…if I can just hold her off one more season, then Billy will go back and forth between Fritz’s and Katie’s teams and I’ll only have to juggle two teams, not three.

Despite how much I love baseball, the 6 to 8 weeks of the season are pretty hectic. I plan simple dinners on game nights: pizza, tacos, pasta. I do as much prep and cleaning in the afternoon as possible. I serve out of Tupperware containers to make clean up easier. I try to assemble shoes and water bottles and snacks well in advance of departure time. I try to keep the baseball gear and the diaper bag in the car at all times. And frequently, when the day is over, my children go to bed a bit dirty.

When today’s forecast called for thunderstorms, I skeptically looked at the sunny sky and put the ingredients for pizza dough in the bread machine. But by the time I was confirming who wanted what toppings, I wondered if putting the pies in the oven this early was necessary. And by the time we sat down to eat, I was certain we would be losing our power due to the wind and rain (we didn’t).

With dinner eaten by 530 and nowhere to go and nothing to do, I seized the opportunity for everyone to have a proper scrub down including hair washings. I realize that that statement sounds absurd to anyone who has only one or two children, but I’m certain there are more than a few baseball moms who have placed their half-naked toddlers on the sink counter and washed them up “good enough.” I hear my own mother’s words coming from my mouth as I call “Feet, face, and hands!” to those old enough to wash themselves up. There are weeks I feel I’m Aunt Polly, and I’m herding a bunch of Tom Sawyers into the washroom on Saturday nights to make ’em decent before church the following morning.

As an incentive for a quick house-tidy, I promised everyone we could cut into Fritz’s ice-cream birthday cake a day early (more on that tomorrow). And with everyone clean, in their pajamas, and satiated with ice cream, we dove into a competitive game of Blokus (a game I highly recommend for whole families to enjoy together from ages 5 and up). Then the kids played Sorry! while I brushed and braided the girls’ clean hair.

It was a peaceful, relaxing and unexpected end to what would normally have been just another crazy day. And even though at least two of them are still awake an hour after goodnight kisses, I’ve been able to type up this post undisturbed and will myself now go up to rest my weary head.

Comedy hour

Toddlers seem to be naturals at slap-stick comedy. Something that I don’t find remotely amusing in grown men (Larry, Curly or Moe), and something that is silly and worth a smile in elementary-aged children, is downright hilarious when the entertainer is 2 years old. We’ve got one of those.

Little Pete also knows when he has captured his audience. He knows those laughs are for his antics, and he hams it up even more. His face contorts into his funniest expressions, his movements get wilder, and his energy-level seems infinite. And his absolute favorite time to perform is when his entire family is gathered and seated quietly: when it’s time for bedtime prayers. Instead of reverent children turning their innocent minds to offer pure prayers to the Creator, our family’s prayers are frequently choked out between guffaws and snickers.

The other night, Pete was using a miniature rugby ball as a prop. He would throw the ball, watch it careen off whatever surface it randomly hit (crib, dresser, his brother’s head), then stagger/waddle/run over to wherever it landed, and then repeat. When I said, “Pete, it’s time for prayers,” he stopped dead in his tracks for a second, threw the ball at his own head, and then took a huge prat-fall to the ground, making funny faces the whole time. Everybody laughed.

I sighed and made the following speech:

“There is a temptation to laugh. Petey is funny, but we are supposed to be praying. Have you noticed how I pray? I squeeze my eyes tightly shut so I can’t see the silly baby. Try to focus on the prayers and not look at Pete. If you have trouble, close your eyes, tightly! Try to resist the temptation to laugh. Don’t look at the baby! Now, let’s have a contest (my kids love contests). Let’s see who can go the longest without laughing. Okay? In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, Amen. Our Father, who art….”

And then, already, laughing. I opened my tightly squeezed eyes to see MY HUSBAND as the culprit. I shot him a look of death – the kind that demands to know what kind of a role-model he is and offers the answer of not-very-good – and returned to praying with closed eyes. Except for him, who thought even my chiding was funny and unashamedly continued to barely suppress his chuckling, the laughter was minimized and my two girls insisted that they had won the contest because they had managed to control themselves (that contest thing – gets them every time). I admit that at one point, sensing a pause in the action, I peeked to see what Mr. Stand-Up was doing and had to swallow a laugh myself.

Eventually, 2 year olds turn into 3 year olds and the same actions just aren’t quite as funny. Eventually, his occasional moments of imitated piety with perfectly folded fat fingers and serious expression will be routine.

Eventually, though, there will be another toddler to take his place, and I’ll be giving the same speech all over again.

The Truman Primary

In the check out line this weekend, I happened to see the cover of Newsweek: Wanted: A New Truman. Pictured along the top were the current contenders for the Presidency. Which one of them has what it takes to be another Truman?

What?!? I’m sorry, I didn’t realize we were looking for one of those. I asked my husband what he thought they might mean by this. Maybe because Truman ended a war? he guessed. Yeah, by dropping atomic bombs and completely obliterating two cities (which also happened to have the highest percentage of Catholics residing there, but what’s my point with that anyway?). Is this what they want to do? Should we withdraw all the troops from Iraq and then just wipe it off the face of the earth? It’s a technique…

I didn’t buy the magazine, but the article is now online.

Rudy Giuliani notes that Truman was unpopular in his day, but if he hadn’t stood up to the Soviets in the late 1940s, asks Giuliani, “Who knows how much longer the cold war would have gone on?”

Gee, by my calculation, the cold war raged another 4 decades. But okay, if we want to credit Truman with keeping a lid on it, sure.

The case of the now sainted Truman, the Platonic presidential ideal of 2008, is an example of just this phenomenon. In 1953, when Truman left Washington for Independence, Mo., few were unhappy to see him go. His administration was accused of corruption and the Korean War was stalemated.

Wow. We’ve now got a St. Harry to whom we can turn for intercession in finding a decent leader for our country. Isn’t that peachy? St. Harry, please not Rudy, please not Hillary, please not Obama…St. Harry, please isn’t there somebody good? Not somebody like you, but somebody good?

Buffeted by war, unhappy with President Bush, many Americans—Democratic,
Republican, independent—seem hungry for a Trumanesque figure, a truth-telling,
bare-knuckled president who will give it to us straight. The question now is
whether anybody in the 2008 field can measure up.

The article then goes on to discuss the various figures vying for the top dog slot and how they compare to our beloved saint. The writer of this article, Evan Thomas, was born in the early 50s. Do you think this might be a case of wearing rose-colored glasses? I guess I’m pretty lucky that I was born during the Nixon presidency. We lost that war he presided over. Yes, I know he didn’t start it, but between that and the Watergate scandal, his cause for canonization is pretty much kicked out the door, thank goodness.

I’m not declaring Truman good or bad. I’m not going to take a definitive stand on whether the Atomic bombs being dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki truly ended the war faster and ultimately saved American lives. I mean, I think they did do that. But I’m not sure that the ends (ending the war with fewer American casualties) justified the means (destroying two cities filled with civilians, many of whom just happened to be Catholic…blood-thirsty, war-mongering Catholics, I’m sure).

But I am saying that another Truman is surely not what America really wants and needs. Is it? Basically, if ol’ Saint Harry were on the ticket, would you vote for him?

Mother’s Day

My mom doesn’t remember the bracelet I gave her once. I had gone on a field trip to the aquarium and used my souvenir money to buy her a bracelet made from sea shells. I’m sure it looked stunning on her!

She does remember the time my brother gave her a pin with a raccoon on it. My dad couldn’t believe it when she wore it to church. It’s a mom thing.

Yesterday morning, my husband and my son, Fritz, were the first (after me) out of bed. They gave me the usual good morning hugs and kisses. Bill picked up the paper, and Fritz turned on Disney. The TV reminded viewers that it was Mother’s Day, so my two men dutifully wished me a happy mother’s day. Several minutes passed and down came Katie. She immediately came up to me, gave me a big hug, and wished me a happy mother’s day. Bill was astonished that she could think of that first thing in the morning. “She’s a girl,” I said. Yes, I knew there was a good reason to have daughters.

Katie had a present for me, too. Dangly angel earrings she had made herself at a friend’s house under the tutelage of the friend’s older sister. In blue – my favorite color. Aren’t they lovely?

Of course, she asked if I would be wearing them to church, and of course I did. It’s a mom thing.

On a related note, my sister sent me this e-card. I laughed so hard, I cried. And it kept the kids amused for at least 15 minutes or so – long enough for me to slip away for a short nap.

Rated R jokes

I’m sure you’ve heard this one:

What’s an Irishman’s idea of foreplay?
“Brace yourself, Mary!”

It’s just a joke, and no offense is meant to lovers of the Emerald Isle, of course. And being a joke, I’m sure something like that never really happened.

Here’s another one:

Pregnant woman (looking in the mirror at her expanding mid-section): How did this happen?

Her (partially Irish) Husband: Take off your clothes, and I’ll show you!

Again, it’s just a joke, and people don’t really have conversations like that.
Certainly not in this house.

Pediatrician follow-up

I just got off the phone with the pediatrician as a follow up to the kids’ physicals on Wednesday.

I’m drained. Drained.

First, we talked vaccines. She had to pull their records which is why this conversation was postponed for two days. Why did I have problems with the chicken pox vaccine and the MMR (and now, I also realize, the Hep A)? She was polite while listening to my explanation of the moral dilemma I face regarding vaccines made from aborted fetal tissue. By the way, if you don’t know it yet, the new rule in the last year has been a booster between ages 4 and 6 for the chicken pox vaccine. One isn’t good enough. What a surprise.

I directed her to www.cogforlife.org which explains things better than I can. She was interested, which I find comforting. She had also contacted the CDC looking for information, which I found highly professional and very kind. She gets my two thumbs up. The CDC had claimed there were no alternatives for measles and mumps, but www.cogforlife.org says otherwise. I told her that I was going to wait until I got to Kansas, because Jenny can’t get these shots until late September anyway. I’ll not fight this fight more times than I have to.

I really wish I had never done research on vaccines. Ignorance is bliss.

And then she voiced concerns about Billy’s height and weight – concerns I share. She thought a consult with an endocrinologist would be good. Hello, Walter Reed, again. I might as well do this now, before we go.

But the emotional toll that these questions impose upon me are just too much. I know everything is fine. I know it. I trust it. But I have to have him tested, and maybe he’ll even need treatment for something. Because everything being fine, doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It just means that I’ll get through it. Despite tears and worries and headaches and trips to Walter Reed.

Easy money

Among the long list of questions asked at my initial OB appointment was if I had any hobbies or activities that would be affected by my pregnancy. With as straight a face as I could manage, I replied that my part-time job as a stripper was beginning to suffer.

New York wants to make strippers get a license to dance. I skimmed through this article which offers not much of interest to me, except for the quote that dancers at one club earn six-figures, which they don’t necessarily declare on their tax returns. Holy cow. How do you convince a twenty-something young woman that this is just not a good way to make money?

Hot Off the Press

Press Release

Right now, women across the United States and the blogosphere are searching thrift stores, ebay, and their mother’s linen drawers for aprons to wear May 14th. Some are making their own. Wearing their aprons inside and outside of their homes, Apron Moms will celebrate their pivotal role in making a house a home.

As the search for domestic bliss continues, a search that includes cleaning and decluttering, cooking tasty nutritious meals, educating children, and the care and feeding of husbands, women will celebrate the difference they make in the lives of their families. They know an apron is like a uniform that conveys authority, unconditional regard, and motherly wisdom all at once. Apron Moms know aprons are about cooking and cleaning but they are also about emotional availablity, hospitality, and femininity.

On Monday, May 14th, apron wearing women will drop children off at school,
go to the post office and grocery store, and greet their families at the door
wearing their aprons. Some will go to their work outside of the home. But
regardless of where they spend most of their day, they will post pictures on
their blogs of the places they boldly wear their aprons.

There will be a virtual cocktail party at 5pm CST to giggle about our experiences, to toast the internet’s role in bringing us together, and to plan next year’s Apron Mom March on Washington.

The devil very well may wear Prada but authentically feminine women wear
aprons!

For further information, please email the Kitchen Madonna at kitchenmadonna@mac.com.

Alas, next year I won’t be in the DC area to host any marchers, and photos for the boys’ baseball team are right at the time of the virtual cocktail party. I’ll make a virtual gin and tonic and toast apron-wearers throughout history while the boys pose for their mug shots. Do I dare wear an apron to such an event?

If you don’t have an apron, maybe it’s time to check out KM’s Etsy shop. Surely, she has a style and pattern that will suit your kitchen. Be sure to tell her that I sent you.