Can you guess what song has been in my head lately?

Though I’ve tried before to tell her
Of the guidelines I have for her in my home
Every time that I come near her
I just lose my cool
And my mouth starts to foam

Every little thing she does is messy
Everything she does requires a mop
Now there is no point in being dressy
I’ll just end up with stains upon my top

Do I have to tell the story
Of a thousand cleaned up spills since she woke up
Of the marker on the walls
Or of the mashed banana in my coffee cup

Every little thing she does is messy
Everything she does requires a mop
Now there is no point in being dressy
I’ll just end up with stains upon my top

I try to monitor her every second of the day
And keep everything up high and out of her way
But she always finds the butter
Or an unattended drink
She’ll empty the contents of my wallet
And put dog food in the sink

Every little thing she does is messy
Everything she does requires a mop
Now there is no point in being dressy
I’ll just end up with stains upon my top

Every little thing she does
Every little thing she does
Every little thing she does
Every little thing she does is messy messy messy
Messy messy messy

Not your typical ham sandwich

Tonight’s dinner was Monte Cristo sandwiches which are as regionally unique as potato salad. I made mine open-faced with french toast (yes, that bread), ham and cheddar cheese, broiled and served with maple syrup. I’ve never made them before, and I don’t think I’ve ever eaten them before.

The recipe is a winner.

Any other suggestions for leftover ham?

Easter Bread

The following is my favorite Easter bread recipe. I make it every Holy Saturday to eat on Easter Sunday. It takes about 6 hours from start to finish, but it’s worth the waiting. Recipe is from Lent and Easter in the Christian Kitchen which cites A Continual Feast.

Even though this recipe calls for dyed eggs to be placed on top, I no longer do it, because the dye was always transferring to the bread. The spices in this recipe will make your house smell wonderful. The bread dries out quickly (within a day), but fortunately, the leftovers make delectable french toast. I highly recommend Donna-Marie’s Blueberry Pecan French Toast. Today, I put some Grand Marnier in the egg batter (Bill’s idea) and have decided that is pretty yummy too.

Easter is 50 days long, so it’s not too late to make this bread. The loaf is huge and I’ll be slicing it and freezing it to enjoy many other times. It’s too rich to eat every day.

Lambropsomo: The Bread of Easter Brightness

2 packages yeast (4 1/2 tsp)
1/4 cup warm water
1/2 cup sweet butter, melted
3/4 cup scalded milk
3 eggs
1/3 cup sugar
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp nutmeg
4 1/2 – 5 cups flour
5-6 hard-boiled eggs, dyed deep red

Sprinkle the yeast into warm water; stir to dissolve.
In a large bowl, stir the butter into the milk. Add the eggs, one at a time, the sugar, salt and spices. Beat until smooth.
Stir in the yeast and 2 cups of flour and mix well. Gradually add enough of the remaining flour to make a smooth dough. If the dough is too sticky, add more flour.
Turn dough out onto a floured surface and knead for 10 to 15 minutes or until it is smooth and elastic. Place in a greased bowl, turn to grease top, cover and let rise until doubled (about 1 1/2 – 2 hours).
Punch the dough down, turn it out onto a floured surface and knead 3-5 minutes. Form it into one large, flat round loaf and place it on a lightly greased baking pan. Set the eggs into the top of the loaf in the shape of a cross. Press the eggs firmly, but carefully.
Cover lightly and let rise for about 1 1/2 hours, or again until doubled. Bake at 350 degrees for 45-55 minutes until loaf is golden brown.

Sports Tip

Baseball games started yesterday. The boys’ team lost 7 to 6. Tonight they face the “best” team – only a game or two in, and there is already a “best” team.

Somewhere, sometime, and I don’t remember where or when, I read (on a blog, I think) the suggestion to have your child athlete place his uniform in a mesh laundry bag (designed for delicates) so that it can go in and out of the wash together. No missing socks or washing the jersey and forgetting the pants.

I thank you, whoever you are, for this tip, and I pass it on to all you other moms gearing up for a sweaty, dirty season on the diamond. Off to rotate my wash.

Foot and Feathers

If you ask your husband to hang a picture and he hands you a hammer and nail, does that mean “No”?

I suspect he is tired of coddling me. {sigh}

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“Just don’t move,” said the MRI technician as she walked away. The table and I, with my left foot firmly clamped in a flexed position, moved into the opening. As the light flashed and the machine started doing its thing, I realized that one toe on my left foot was feeling itchy. Somehow I managed to distract myself.

I had hoped to take a nap, but I had not realized how obnoxiously noisy the thing is. Loud humming would have been fine; that’s about what my house sounds like most days anyway. But the rhythmic and arrhythmic banging had me thinking that somebody needed to be redirected to a quieter activity. Nonetheless, I must have managed to start to doze because the tech came in and chastised me for moving, and I had to do the last scan again.

Fully alert, I noticed that itch again.

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Today, the doctor called with the results. According to the MRI, I have cellulitis. I momentarily wondered if they did lyposuction of feet.

“Do you have a red rash on your foot or leg?” asked my doctor. I looked down past my cut off jeans to my bare feet. “No,” I answered.

“Fever? Hot flashes?”

Now I suddenly felt middle aged. Lyposuction and menopause all at once. “No,” I said again.

The doctor then said something else, which I more or less understood to mean that since I had no symptoms of a bacterial skin infection, she was not going to give me antibiotics, but that I should call her at once, even at her home, if I should develop a fever or a rash. OK, then. I’ve been checking my temperature hourly.

She also said that I had fluid in my ankle and she was going to refer me to a podiatrist. Interesting. My ankle has not been hurting me over the last four years.

In fact, since I decided to run the Ten Miler and have been dutifully doing my training program, I have felt very little foot pain. Today I ran nearly 3 miles and only stopped because I was tired and because I had to start school. It’s hard to believe that a month ago, I was convinced I would never run again.

God is good. I asked Him to fix my foot, and so far, He has. I really can’t complain about His methods.

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Being a strong woman is all fine and dandy, but why do it if you don’t have to? Well, I suppose to avoid annoying a husband who is tired of hanging pictures when he knows you are perfectly capable with a hammer.

My “friend, with a deployed husband, who lives down the street” called tonight and asked for help because a bird had flown into her house. I told her my husband would be right down. I suppose I could have offered her some suggestions or gone down myself to cheer her on, but it just seemed like a job perfectly suited for a man.

When he returned, successful in the task, I thanked him and told him that there were many many nights when he was gone that I cried because I had had to be self-sufficient all.day.long. I just wanted to spare my friend one instance of doing her husband’s job. He nodded. I hope he understands.

I suspect, though, that the more times I send him down there, the more often he’ll be handing me the tools to do my own requests over here.

Monday

Now that the rain clouds have dispersed, the weather forecast is calling for a week of gorgeous. My only disappointment is that when my husband went to install an “outdoor dryer” this weekend, a part was missing. We didn’t have the time to return it, so it will be yet another week before I can hang clothes out to dry. I do so miss the smell of sun dried linens.

Is it Holy Week already? So much to do still.