Did you just say what I thought you said? No? Good.

“Oh, Jesus!” I heard Katie exclaim in the back of the van.

I blinked once, twice, thrice in completely shock and disbelief. I slowly inhaled and mentally tested my “nonchalant” voice and sought the right words to ask who/what/where/when/why she would talk like that.

“I see a statue of Jesus!” she continued. Yes, outdoor nativity sets are out there. Fair warning.

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Billy comes up behind me while I’m on the computer.

“What does K – Y mean?” he asks.

Um. Well. Maybe I should get some more data. I turn and he’s holding a magnet off the fridge from Fort Knox.

“Kentucky.”

Lord, have mercy

I have several nativity sets, including a Playmobil one that my sister gave to ME, and I make sure that everybody knows that it’s mine mine mine and they play with it merely at my whim and pleasure.

I located that set today and permitted the kids to set it up. There were tears and skirmishes, and I finally told everybody to leave it alone and go away. After everyone calmed down and found other amusements, I told the older boys they could play with it. Jenny found out, and she wanted to as well, but I told her she had to wait.

Fifteen minutes later, the set was deserted and I told Jenny she could take a turn. My mistake. Billy had merely gone into the basement to retrieve some other Playmobil pieces – Roman soldiers. More tears, and I told Billy he had to share with her (Fritz had lost interest).

Everybody is happy because Jenny is playing with the nativity set and Billy is having his soldiers run patrols. Doing what, you may wonder? Well, they’re Herod’s men and they’re looking for the newborn King so they can kill him.

Um. Not quite the mood I wanted to set. Accurate, though.

Music class

I don’t know why, but I’ve had the show tune New York New York running through my head. So, for several days, I’ve been dancing around, baby on hip, boldly belting out the lyrics.

Habits like these are one of the many reasons I’m glad I work at home.

It is a rather catchy song, and my kids have picked it up. One of them (Billy, the good memorizer) has the lyrics down pat. But he’s off on the melody.

Worse, Fritz listens more to him than to me, and he’s not as good with memorizing, so he’s hacking the lyrics and using Billy’s tune.

They’re driving me nuts. I spend half my time singing the song and the other half of my time trying to correct their singing of the song.

Peter has the melody down okay. It’s great to see him with his huge grin and big eyes, striking a pose, arms overhead, and singing at the tops of his lungs:

“New Yuck, New Yuck!”

I’m not correcting him.

No, Mom, I really think we should contain the Russian threat…

We only get the Sunday paper, but the other day my boys happened to see the front page in one of those vending machines.

“Mom, did you know the Russians invaded Georgia?”

Billy and I went on for several minutes calmly discussing the war. He suggested US involvement, but I told him I felt we should stay out of it. It wasn’t until my friend, overhearing our conversation, pointed out that the Russians were not on American soil that I realized he thought they had attacked that state located between South Carolina and Florida.

Oops.

Hearts Grown Fonder

Yesterday morning, Fritz walked out of the house, hands full with a fishing pole and sleeping bag. I chased after him, stopping at the door. “Bye, honey, I’ll see you in a week! I love you. I’ll miss you!” He barely looked back, but I could see him smile. “Bye, Mom.” Then he was gone.

We waited at the window to wave. As they drove off, Bill told me that Fritz said, “Yeah, Dad, she’s probably crying right now.”

So what if I was?

I did think about him all day long, hoping that he was doing okay and having fun. And missing him. In the late afternoon, I passed Billy rehydrating himself in the dining room. “How are you doing, sweetie?”

“Not too well,” he confessed. He then gave me a litany of all the things that were going wrong. Mosquitoes biting him, too hot, too sunny, etc etc etc.

I took his hand. “You miss Fritz, don’t you?”

He burst into tears. “It’s just not the same without him,” he cried. He went on about how he really wanted Fritz to come home, that he just couldn’t go the whole week without him. I told him we would all be fine, that we would have to manage, to comfort each other, to just get through this difficult time. Heavens! I thought. It’s a good thing he’s only camping!

Billy, comforted but still unhappy, went back to his water, and I checked on dinner.

A few minutes later, the phone rang. It was Fritz’s den leader. Despite checking in advance, the group got all the way to Goshen before being informed that the camp would close down due to an e Coli outbreak. Of course, everyone wants the kids to be safe, but it would have been nice to be spared all that driving.

I accused Billy, “Were you praying that Fritz would come home?”

He promised me that he wasn’t praying, just hoping. I told him that he needed to keep his happiness to himself, since Fritz would likely be extremely disappointed.

A bit later, Billy said, “Mom, I can’t remember Fritz.”

“Fritz? The guy you share a room with? The guy who’s been around since before you were born?”

“I know who he is, I just can’t remember what he is like.”

“Billy, he’s been gone one day! You saw him this morning! You’ve been apart from him for a day before.”

“When? When I was a baby? I don’t remember…”

Somehow, when Fritz got back after 9 pm, we were able to reintegrate him into our lives without too much effort. Yes, he’s disappointed, but I think he’s happy, too.

The Road to Omaha

Next to the Omaha zoo is Rosenblatt Stadium: home of the NCAA Men’s College World Series. In front of the stadium is a sculpture called “The Road to Omaha” which depicts cheering young men who are, apparently, happy about progressing to this event.

My children pose with the victorious team.

I wonder if I’ll get get to go to Omaha to see one of my own boys play? Wouldn’t that be nice?

Here are Billy and Katie. Maybe Katie will go to the Women’s College World Series which is held in Oklahoma City. We almost went to Oklahoma City instead of Omaha last weekend.

This great shot was taken by a friend. My little slugger.

Fritz loves to pitch. He’s not bad either. He actually can throw strikes, much of the time.

This picture is for my mother-in-law. My husband’s side of the family has a genetic defect that has them all stick out their tongue when they’re concentrating. I do not do this. My husband does it. All my kids do it. Bizarre.

Baseball is over. Piano is over. I opted to wait until we move to do swimming lessons. We finished the California Achievement Tests today (!!!!!). We seem to have all sorts of appointments for doctors, dentists and orthodontists over the next week or so, but that’s it. Two weeks from tomorrow, I’ll be homeless again.

Sons

Besides the thought of my daughters placing flowers on my grave, nothing makes my mother’s heart soar more than my children enjoying each other’s company.

Fritz took this photo and the accompanying video. There’s a bit of Blair-Witch-Project-esque movement, but other than that, it’s really cute.

Birthday Boy

When Billy was a toddler, he liked to get up between his father and I. He would grab us by the head and pull us in so that we three would all have our head resting on each other. It was sweet.

Bill deployed a few days after his third birthday. Billy didn’t do this with just me – it was something he did with all three of us. As time went on, I completely forgot about it. Bill returned a few days before his fourth birthday. Several weeks later, we took a train from Philadelphia to Orlando for one of the worst vacations of my life (it’s another story, and so is my trip to Paris which ranks as the worst trip). At one point, Bill and I were sitting on aisle seats opposite each other. Billy stood in the aisle, his head on level with ours, and pulled us close. Suddenly, I remembered that he used to do it all the time, and I’ve never forgotten it since, though that was the last time he ever did that.
That little boy turned 8 yesterday. He declared it was the best birthday ever. With Billy, everything is “the best” or “the worst.” It’s tough to be the second son, especially when your brother is less than two years older. But where Fritz has taught me everything I know about unconditional love, Billy has taught me the magic of the multiplication of love. It is not that my love is divided between my children but that our family love increases.

Happy birthday, big guy.