“Oh, Jesus!” I heard Katie exclaim in the back of the van.
I blinked once, twice, thrice in completely shock and disbelief. I slowly inhaled and mentally tested my “nonchalant” voice and sought the right words to ask who/what/where/when/why she would talk like that.
“I see a statue of Jesus!” she continued. Yes, outdoor nativity sets are out there. Fair warning.
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Billy comes up behind me while I’m on the computer.
“What does K – Y mean?” he asks.
Um. Well. Maybe I should get some more data. I turn and he’s holding a magnet off the fridge from Fort Knox.
“Kentucky.”
Reit This Way 
Reminds me of the time Middle Sister asked me how to spell heroin(e)…
I almost spit my coffee at the computer screen, Michelle. LOL!
I think that is the most hilarious thing I’ve heard in a long time…both of them….:-)
Very funny… and familiar. Our twin two-year-olds had learned to recognize Jesus on the cross–one afternoon, my husband caught one of them by surprise–she was looking at a crucifix in the bedroom–which caused her to exclaim, “JESUS, Daddy!!”We laughed about that for a loooong time.
I almost choked on my water! Very funny!!
Too funny!
So cute and funny. I love how innocent they are.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Hoo, boy – the K-Y <>really<> threw me for a second…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Hoo, boy – the K-Y <>really<> threw me for a second…
Always good to ask for “more info.”I thought a student had said something in a back talk kind of way last week and she had not.She wasn’t even talking to me.My bad.
Bwahahahahahaaha! Those are both great.
awesomeThis isn’t funny but the kids were watching some show on discovery channel, I think when that stupid K Y commercial came on (his and hers?) oh man.