Him: This is some car. I like this car. I could go places in this car.
Her: Uh, Mom, I could use some help.
Him: Maybe if I try the “Look over there” distraction technique, she won’t notice if I climb in with her.
Her: What the…?
Him: Okay, here’s the deal. I want this car. You’re just going to have to get out.
Her: Oh, yeah? Make me!
Him: Okay, you asked for it.
Her: The Force has failed me.
(Note to Joseph’s Mom: the last picture was taken 5 minutes later after she got out all on her own. It was his turn fair and square.)