Around the World in 8 Days

Actually, he went halfway around the world and then turned around and came back.

Bill has called me twice today, on his cell phone, from Germany. I was wondering what we would ever do with all those rolled over minutes that we have been accumulating. He’s on his way back from a brief visit to Afghanistan. He spent two days there and the rest of the time through his return tomorrow afternoon (about 6 days) is travel time.

While “in country” he sent me this email:

Leaving soon … good trip overall..had dinner w/ Perry this evening…it was great to see him!!! {The Boss} recognized him from his visit and called on him frequently. This place is a dump but I feel guilty being in my position. I get VIP coattail treatment while everyone else is … well deployed. I’ll have a beer in a couple of days, they won’t. Heck they may not live a couple of days. You’ll be pleased to know security has been real tight and I feel quite safe. Hope things are well there.

War is hell. Now, in 18 months, when he gets deployed as I predict he will, he’ll try to tell me just how safe the place is. The emphasis added is mine – that’s all I saw when I read that note.

Bill typically gives up beer for Lent, but not this year. I’m willing to bet, knowing he’d be spending the night in Germany tonight, he intentionally did not give up beer just so he could indulge in one today. What amazing foresight. The man has his priorities straight.

A month or so ago, Bill had to fly out to Missouri and then California over the weekend. As he was saying goodbye to all the kids that Saturday morning, Billy blithely said, “Bye, Dad. Hope nobody shoots your plane down.” Bill assured him that it wouldn’t happen, but I pulled him aside and mentioned that planes don’t get hijacked in this country either, huh? I don’t like to speak in absolutes to children, unless it really is an absolute (death, taxes, God’s love, and the way somebody will urgently require your attention the moment after you pour milk into the cereal that tastes really nasty when it’s mushy).

Billy’s comment stemmed from his knowledge of a helicopter crash in Iraq that killed soldiers from my husband’s office. We didn’t include the kids in most of the conversations about the incident, but they hear things, they know things. Obviously, though, he just didn’t grasp the meaning of it all. That people don’t generally live through those situations doesn’t seem to enter his mind.

When Billy asked me at the school table last Wednesday where Dad was going on his trip, I very lightly said, “Afghanistan.” “But that place is dangerous,” he spluttered and immediately was in tears. I calmed him somewhat by mentioning all the people we know who are over there ***although I am most happy to know that as of today, my friend Stacy’s husband is on US soil…she will see him on Friday!!!*** and by telling him that people live there: families, children. Eventually though, I had to forbid him any tears in front of his sisters lest he upset them, and I made him stay in the den until he could get a grip on his emotions. (That’s right, son, repress those tears, be a man.) He’s been weepier than usual about little things this week, and I’ll be happy when he sees his dad tomorrow.

Fritz argued, “But this is the second time Dad has been deployed.” As if deployment were a disease like chicken pox that you became immune to once you got it. I wish. I explained that two days in country does not count as a deployment.

Nonetheless, Billy, my talker, went around to everyone he saw (clerks at the grocery store, people at church), telling them his dad was in Afghanistan. Living on a military installation, we would get sympathetic clucks. Then Billy would say he was coming home in X days, and they would get all excited for us. It was quite embarrassing.

Both boys have been pestering me the entire week about making Dad a welcome home banner. Not a picture, but a big ol‘ banner like you’d hang on the front porch, if we had a front porch. No, I tell them. If you can plan making a banner the day after the man leaves, it’s really too short of a trip to warrant such displays. They look at me as though I’ve just declared their Dad unworthy of love.

I’m just grateful that the girls seem oblivious to the hullabaloo. Their normal shenanigans are enough for me. And I’m grateful that Bill will be getting up in a few hours and heading for home.

Recent photos

If you get a camera out around here, everybody wants to get in front of it, even the dog.

Katie has that “Queen Esther from Veggie Tales” thing going on with her hair. She likes it like that. Boy, do I have flashbacks to being an adolescent and having my mom tell me to get my hair out of my face. So, just another decade or so of pictures like this…

This is the photo I wanted most of all. This is Jenny’s favorite dress. She was on a dress-wearing marathon and made it at least FIVE days with this same outfit. And then walked around half naked the next day waiting for me to cycle it through the laundry. I suppose that’s better than where we were a month ago when she would go through six outfits a day. This dress is cute, but it’s really too small for her. It looks fine with the black tights, but usually she prefers pink or purple socks (yes, with red plaid), and the skirt barely covers her bum. I was struck by how much she looks like me in this photo. I usually have a hard time seeing it.

And this one…what will be more embarrassing to him in ten years: the strutting around completely naked, or the wearing of his sister’s pink shoes? I assure you, he was quite unabashed in his traipsing around the house as only a child can be. And the only shoes he prefers to the pink ones are the shiny black tap shoes, which he loves to wear, while naked, while dancing on the kitchen floor.

C’est fini

I took my sister’s wedding dress and turned it into her daughter’s First Holy Communion dress.

It shouldn’t have been that hard, but we wanted to use the existing hemline from the adult dress with a train. The front came out all right, because there was a slight curve to the adult dress and it manged okay on the kid-sized dress. But the back panels of the kid-sized dress were made from a completely straight hem along an adult dress with a train. There was no way to force a curve. So, the middle back is longer on the Communion dress than the front. I think it will look okay – a bit like a train perhaps. I’ll take pictures when my niece wears the dress in April.

If you click on the photos, they get really big and you can see the details, like the beading I hand-stitched around the neckline…or how lousy my zipper is!

Lots and lots of prayers went into this dress. I really was unsure that I could pull it off. Definitely, all that is good about this dress is from God, and all those imperfections are mine.

What I like best is that the dress is completely recycled. Even the zipper is off the wedding dress. The only thing I had to provide was thread, which I happened to have already. So, total cost was $0.00 plus three months labor. It was worth every minute. I plan for my daughters to wear it as well, and so I was working for three dresses, not just one.

And now, if you will draw your attention to the wedding dress – or rather, if you will consider the setting of the photo, you must realize that this is my bedroom. That is a picture of General Patton on my bedroom wall. It hangs right above the valet, where my husband hangs his uniform when he’s home. I think it’s a nice juxtaposition. Also note the pictures to the left of the dress. There are eight mini-pictures of cavalry soldiers and a medium sized picture of a cavalry soldier above my dresser. On the next wall (out of view) is a pretty big print of this painting.

Fortunately, my husband is quite aware that I spoil him rotten by providing this masculine sanctuary. He is most grateful, and in return, allows me free reign in the rest of the house. I’m not a real flowery kind of person anyway.

Waiting for warm weather

After weeks of sub-freezing temperatures, we’ve begun to have periods of mild weather. We may have two or three days in a row or temperatures in the 50s, and if the sun also suns, it is quite wonderful. I like all the seasons, but especially, I like the turn of the seasons and enjoy the mild days of spring and autumn the best. If the dreariness of winter and the languidness of summer were but 4 or 5 weeks long, I would be most happy.

Last week, on a particularly bright day with the temperature around 56 or 57 degrees, my kids, “hot” in even their light fleece pullovers or sweatshirts, asked me if we could get out the kiddie pool later. Uh, letmethinkaboutthatforasecond, no. It’s not that warm, I told them. My sister, down in Alabama, is freezing with temps in the fifties.

Yes, warm weather will definitely be most welcome to our bundled bodies. And some green on the trees and ground will be a delight to our eyes (although I fear there is no hope for the mud that is now the backyard). It will be nice to open the windows, and wonderful to not spend more time dressing and undressing little ones than they are able to spend outdoors playing.

But I have some very practical reasons for needed the weather to turn soon. While sorting laundry, I espied another pair of Fritz’s pants with the knee completely shredded. I think he is now down to three pairs of pants, including his dress khakis for church which are about a half inch too short now. Jenny, I swear, grew three inches in February, and all her pants are pushing the boundaries of acceptable length (acceptable in a fashion sense, of course, but that really does matter, at least to me). And both Katie and Billy, for whom I struggled to find pants that would stay up around their skinny little waists back in September, can barely get those same pants buttoned (Katie’s pants are the adjustable waist kind, too).

I’ve written before about the pain that accompanies the “changing of the clothes” for five kids every season. I’ve managed to get it down to twice a year, because I happen to have an extra dresser that can store the heavier layers in the summer once spring’s final chill has passed and can hold the really bulky layers needed for winter while they are still enjoying the last warm days of fall. But that semi-annual headache is rapidly approaching. I’ve actually scheduled it for Holy Week, because we are heading to Florida for Easter – they have to have summer clothes. Perhaps, because it is the last hurrah of Lent, I will have the fortitude to slog through that dreaded task with good cheer and a happy heart.

I just hope the kids can make it the next month with what they’ve got. We’ll be quite the ragtag bunch by the end of the month.

And new this time: my friend Rachel has given me a definite works-for-her-answer as to how many outfit a kid needs. Rachel has six kids seven and under. She does laundry every day. She limits the kids to FOUR outfits each (obviously more for non-potty trained little ones). She never has difficulty finding soccer uniforms and socks on game day – with small laundry piles generated daily, she is always on top of it all. There is something to be said for this. And so, I will do my best to severely limit the number of t-shirts, shorts and sundresses that fill my washer. I’ll let you know how it goes.

MINE!!!

Katie: Mommy, can you get the blue Lego bucket down for me, please?

Fritz: Those are MINE! You can’t play with them!

I overrode him, assisted Billy with a math problem for thirty seconds and turned to go upstairs to get the blue Lego bucket. By now, Katie is hysterically crying.

Me (more than a wee bit exasperated): What, Katie?

Katie: Jenny took my (plastic Playmobile) unicorns and washed them in the sink!

Me: Yes, I know (and there was peace and quiet throughout the house). What’s the problem?

Katie: They’re MINE! She can’t play with them!

Right. Because we don’t share toys around here. Saves me going up the stairs for those Legos………..oh, what’s that? We do share toys?

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Situation: Normal

For reasons beyond the ken of mere mortals, the public schools are closed for the third day in a row. The streets are clear, but apparently, the sidewalks are too icy for the kids to get to school (but not too icy for them to get to the sledding hills).

This school has not been closed, but our scheduled has been lax and abbreviated. Not that my kids can’t make 20% less work take 20% longer to do.

My neighbor just called about something and then asked me how I was making out with house-bound kids and all. We got off on a tangent about the weather conditions under which we went to school back in the day and laughed over how we sounded just like our parents. I realized after she hung up that she was struggling a bit to maintain sanity under adverse conditions: two rowdy active school-aged boys home for three days straight. Of course, for me, that is my normal, everyday life. Of course, also, for me, I let go of my sanity ages ago.

My Piling System

It’s taken me years, but I have finally perfected my filing system.

The problem I’ve found with many systems has been the need to regularly file things. That just doesn’t work for me. Instead, my systems allows me to pile things.

My system might be considered more dynamic than most. Using normal filing systems, you might expect to take a document, put it in the appropriate file and then leave it there. Such a system generally eliminates searching for a necessary receipt or tax form. But gone too is all that fun. Life, in my opinion, needs a little hair-pulling, frenetic adventure every now and then.

Instead of carefully placing each and every piece of paper neatly in a clearly marked file or folder (a somewhat time-consuming chore), I merely pile everything I consider worth keeping in my in-bin on my desk. Over the years, I have whittled down the papers I consider necessary to keep. Most things are on-line and in electronic format. Unless there is a questionable charge, there is no need to retain last month’s cell phone bill…let alone last year’s. Nonetheless, within three or four months, that in-bin manages to be quite full. Thank goodness I homeschool or the additional proliferation of forms and calendars and notices sent home by an institution might be overwhelming.

If I need to find a document, it may take me several minutes to sift through the stack. A traditional filing system may offer immediate gratification in this area but at the expense of several minutes of filing every week. Since I only need to search this pile once or twice a month, I estimate that in time-cost, my system is at worst on par and more likely superior to a traditional system.

Once this pile gets too high for the limited space on my desk top (perhaps quarterly), I will spend about 15 minutes sorting through it. Interestingly, at least three-quarters of that stack will go into the garbage can or recycling bin. The remainder will be relocated to another pile on top of my portable, important-paper keeper. This small filing bin with a carry-handle contains birth certificates, immunizations records, leases and mortgage info, insurance papers, and one or two Mass cards because you never know when you may need one. If the house were on fire, I wouldn’t remember to take it, but I like to pretend that I would.

The portable filing bin is right next to two filing boxes which contain less urgent things. The vast bulk of these files are Bill’s. And they are very important and can never be thrown out. I stay away from them. The rest are things like tax returns dating to 1987, because some day it just might be really important to prove I made $1500 working at McDonald’s when I was in high school.

Note that those papers I moved were not placed inside any of these storage containers. Remember, my system primarily makes use of piling not filing. I will add to this second pile throughout the year as I purge my desk pile. And then generally about once a year, generally about this time once a year as I need to assemble tax documents, I will decide it’s time to tackle that pile on the filing bin. And once more I will note with amazement that at least three-quarters of this already purged pile will make it’s way to the recycling bin. Once I go through that stack, it’s time to put the documents away. But in so doing, I will look at the filed documents that are now about a year old (or older) and will reconsider their value. Quite a bit of them get tossed out too.

This is the one part of my filing system where, perhaps, a traditional system saves time and energy and hair-pulling. This part of my filing system may be an all-day thing. In fact, I started yesterday and, due to multiple interruptions, will have to continue the process today. But in the end, I have the satisfaction of a clean desk and the relief that comes with shedding unwanted clutter pounds. Now, if only I could get Bill to go through his stuff…

Forecast: partly anxious with a 100% chance of prayers for safe driving

Yesterday my husband forwarded to me a love note he received: he was on the list of “essential” personnel who needed to report to the office regardless of the weather.

…O-kaaay…he’s so essential that he needs to risk life and limb to get there? Hmmm.

Notably absent from the list were all the truly important personnel: the ones with more gold on their uniforms than I have in my wedding band. My guess is that the “essential” personnel list is really an “expendable-essential” list: those personnel who’s job is important, but who we can always replace. The “essential-essential” personnel need to stay home where it’s safe, which makes sense – interest of national security, blah blah blah.

As he headed out this morning, looking so fine in his blue uniform, only a bit of drizzle was falling, and now some white stuff is mixed in. The roads are probably slippery…and I forgot to remind him that bridges freeze before roads. With all the construction around here, those yellow signs are not as predominant as they should be! And if I don’t do my “drive-safely” routine, he might forget, right? Not too much snow is expected, but worse is the predicted half inch of ice from freezing rain beginning this afternoon. God, keep the amateurs home and give decision-makers the clear-sightedness to close shop before it gets too ugly! I’m sure everyone out there is “essential” to somebody else.

Chocolate, roses and snow

Growing up, I always remember there being one or two cards from my parents waiting for me in the morning of St. Valentine’s Day. And usually there was a small amount of candy. My mom continued to mail me a card after I left for college and even into my early marriage, but since having kids they get the red and pink envelopes, not me. That’s OK. I know my mom loves me, and I know she loves them even more.

Except for those awful adolescent and teen years when Valentine’s Day pointed out who had a boyfriend and who did not (I being in the latter category generally), this saint’s feast was never a big deal to me. My parents were (and are) affectionate and hugs, kisses and “I love you”s were (and are) commonplace. I don’t recall them doing anything extra like going out to dinner, and certainly my dad never got my mom an extravagant gift.

By February of my freshman year of college, I was dating my husband, and we had precious little spare cash. A card, a carnation stolen plucked from the dining hall centerpieces, and a quiet walk on the freezing cold campus by moonlight sufficed for a romantic evening. Young hearts can always make up in knowing glances, soft words, and warm caresses what they lack in roses, expensive dinners and diamonds. Fortunately, Bill is an affectionate and romantic man much of the time, and this has kept my heart young. I don’t need much to make me happy.

Once we left the insular college life, we were bombarded with commercials and co-workers who tried to define for us what a true expression of love constituted. Frankly, I was repulsed. I saw a complete disconnect between what had been a commemoration of a saint’s martyrdom and what had become a Hallmark holiday. It’s not that I was offended from a religious perspective (at that time of my life, religion was not particularly important to me, and I doubt I even knew the history of the two St. Valentines), it was more that rampant consumerism, instead of inspiring competitiveness with the Joneses, made me want to throw out the TV and live in a cave. We were struggling with student loans and paying for the rent; we could not live that life, and I didn’t want to live that life. I didn’t want to be poor, either, of course. By the time our finances were such that we could afford a dozen red roses, my anti-Valentine’s Day resolve was ingrained to the point that I would accept flowers on any day of the year except February 14th.

I’m not quite that bad now. Bill can buy me flowers or not. It doesn’t matter much to me what he does, although our FRG is selling flowers on Wednesday as a fundraiser. I suggested that he buy some for our daughters who always get all giggly and excited whenever Daddy sends Mommy flowers, which he does occasionally do for no reason other than because he loves me. I think if he failed to acknowledge the day with a minimal expression of his love such as a card or some special chocolates, I would be a little disappointed. But he knows he doesn’t need to be scouring the diamond district for a good deal on a bracelet or earrings or whatever.

He was also very confused when I told him my plans to make this cake for his office on Wednesday. I told him it was a bribe cake. My hope is that all those good feelings that scientists say occur in the body when it eats chocolate will inspire everyone to go home at a decent hour, or at least send my husband home in time to eat a second cake I’m making for our family. He had to think for a bit…what is Wednesday? Why is my wife making a cake Wednesday? Why would my wife want me home for dinner on Wednesday? Oh, Wednesday is Valentine’s Day! OK, got that…now, why is my wife making a cake on Wednesday? She’s not a big Valentine’s Day person…??? I told him that if making a cake is what is took to get him home mid-week…finally, he gets it. “Oh, you want them to think you’re like most women!” With a faux teary expression I say, “That’s right, honey. If you’re not here on Valentine’s Day, I will be so upset. Of all the days of the year, can’t you come home and have dinner on that extra special day with your family? Don’t you love me? Love us?”

I sincerely doubt this ploy will do much to affect my husband’s schedule. The snow and freezing rain we’re expecting on Tuesday and Wednesday might, though! Perhaps God’s gift to hard-working husbands and their families this year may be weather foul enough to close the roads. And when ice knocks down power-lines, what could be more romantic than snuggling under blankets in a candle-lit room drinking hot cocoa from water boiled on our propane grill?

Breakin’ the law

Murphy’s law, that is.

You know the law that says that if you shampoo the smelly rug and the ottoman where your daughter threw up, that someone else in your family is sure to begin vomiting in short order?

I can’t stand the smell of my family room, and as soon as everyone is up I plan to get out my Bissel.

I just hope there are no Murphy’s cops around to catch me!