How to insult someone in 140 characters or less

Alec Baldwin Spews Hate on Bachmann: ‘Inarticulate and Full of *&$#%’

I don’t care if it’s Twitter, saying that somebody is “inarticulate and full of *&$#%” is like lambasting someone for being a “bad speler” or saying that “she have poor grammar skills.”  I mean, if the best insults you have are expletives, can you really call someone else inarticulate?  Twitter does permit 140 characters, right?  The following articulate quotations are all less than 140 characters (omitting the bracketed words from the GW quote). 

“The {foolish and wicked} practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it.”  George Washington

“Profanity is the weapon of the witless.”  Anonymous

“Profanity is the common crutch of the conversational cripple.”  David Keuck

“When a man uses profanity to support an argument, it indicates that either the man or the argument is weak – probably both.”  Anonymous

“Profanity is the attempt of a lazy and feeble mind to express itself forcefully.”  Anonymous

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4 thoughts on “How to insult someone in 140 characters or less

  1. You are so talented! Brilliant!

    Now, if you could just put this blog where lots of others could read it. I would love to see Mr. Baldwin taken down a peg! He so fits the descriptions.

  2. Love it Michelle!

  3. I'm saving these for the next time I have to speak to visiting teenagers about their choice of words. Thanks!

  4. Barb, there just might be enough letters to do that second quote.

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