Me to 19 year old babysitter: “I’ve got sauce warming in this pan on the stove, this pot has the water for the noodles, and there’s garlic bread in the freezer.”
Babysitter: “Ummm…you wait until the water boils, right?”
Me: “Fritz! Can you make dinner, please?”
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Ha ha ha! That's really scary…