Two Jokes

My husband read me a joke he received from a friend via email. It was about a dad playing with his 2 year old while the mom was out. The little girl had a tea set and kept bringing him cups of water which he would drink and say how delicious it was. When the mom comes home, he tells her to wait and watch their little game.

At this point in his reading I interrupted with the punch line. OK, Moms, what did the mom know immediately that the dad didn’t?

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Then my husband read me this joke, which really had me laughing. Maybe it’s a military thing.

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was “work” and how much of it was “pleasure?”

A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, “Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.”

The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?

“Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.”

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13 thoughts on “Two Jokes

  1. You made me chuckle πŸ™‚

  2. please give the punchline for the first – this mama has no clue! πŸ™‚

  3. ps. the 2nd? awesome!

  4. I got that second one from my brother. It was hilarious then, and it's hilarious now.

  5. I'm clueless about the punchline for the first one, unless it has to do with where she is getting the water, like from the toilet?

  6. Ha ha ha! Those are great!

  7. I was going to guess the toilet, too. How funny! And the other one was hilarious, too!

  8. I was going to guess dog bowel, but that is so much worse! Haha!

  9. Baby is clearly getting the water from the toilet. πŸ™‚

  10. Ummm, no, if it's from the dog's bowel, it is WAY worse. However, if from the dog's bowl it *might* be tolerable.

  11. Sharilyn – Haha! =)

    -Marie

  12. the punch line for the first is the toilete…as Ive heard it before.
    the second one is new to me and
    LOL…good one!

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