Home Decorator Confession

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

It has been three months since the last major holiday.

In that time, I have not really done a good job of putting away the decorations. I did mange to (mostly) get them out of the living areas. I still occasionally find an M&M guy with a red stocking hat in the basket of baby toys. And it was only last week that I insisted the string of lights around the boys’ bedroom ceiling must come down and finally collected the extra nativity set from off the piano. Yes, a creche in April on my piano.

But worst of all has been the garage/dumping ground. Instead of wrapping them in protective paper and snuggling them in for a long summer’s nap, my army of nutcrackers has been forced to do sentry duty on a spare table. Plastic kids’ cups with gingerbread men on them, miscellaneous ornaments in various stages of wholeness, and the stray felt reindeer candy cane cover were piled nearby.

A bag of lights – do they work or not? A Christmas music CD – where is the cover? This package of 12 ornaments has only 10 – I know we started out in December with a full collection.

I firmly resolve, with your help, to do penance (clean the garage), to sin no more (I swear I will do better next year), and to avoid the near occasion of sin (except for the Easter baskets, I’m not getting out any other decorations).

Have mercy on me, Lord.

8 thoughts on “Home Decorator Confession

  1. Um, my Nativity set is still up. I just haven’t gotten around to taking it down.At what point is it worth it? Maybe I should just leave it up until next year!

  2. Hilarious.– Kelly

  3. Love. This.And your new blog deco too!🙂

  4. tulips are my favorite flower!!
    r

  5. Yay, so glad comments are back. There were a couple times I longed to comment and couldn’t. Happy Easter!

  6. Surely the nativity set was out for the Feast of the Annunciation? 😉

  7. I’m leaving a comment on this because I’m laughing so hard I’m about to snort/pee/explode and…because I CAN! 🙂

    And oh boy, so glad I clicked through. Your background has me feeling warmer and happier and…well…springier. (We’ve been in the Chillbowl here, very strangely, and my tulips are about a week out from blooming and, well, what can I say? It’s Ohio.)

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