It can’t be. Because if it’s October, then there must be feast days like the Little Flower on the 1st (no, not today, some other day) and heavy hitter Teresa of Avila on the 15th (of some other month). And sandwiched exactly halfway in between (on the 8th) is the birthday of a little girl whose middle name is Therese.
But not this month.
No, sirree, we do not have any babies turning into toddlers this month. Nope nope nope.
Reit This Way 
Awww. Isn’t denial cute?
Oh my? Has it been a whole year? No way!
What? No picture of the “absolutely not turning into a toddler” almost-birthday girl?
No way! A year? Wow.
Toddler? That’s just crazy talk. This can’t be happening.