There’s a new life-like, animated doll on the market. She crawls, she cruises. She smiles, she babbles. She eats, she fills her diaper.
Special features:
- Paper shredder mode: sensitive documents can be safely thrown away after she gets her hands on them!
- Room decorator: custom and creative interior design for your floors using common items found in your kitchen drawers or the toy bin or the recycle bucket!
- Alarm clock: set for 4 AM, she will beat you on the head and shoulders while yelling “Dada!”
- Personal trainer: give those shoulders and back a workout! She has her own special way to encourage you to lift weights by lifting her! Even entrenched couch potatoes will be inspired by her cries!
- Spiritual director: from cries for mercy to pleading for her safety to gratitude for such a marvelous creation, she will keep you, mentally, on your knees!
Each doll is made-to-order with a 9 month lead time. Dolls require an average 9 to 12 month maturation to get full results. Results may vary, and each doll is unique. Recommended for ages 20 and up.
LOL!!! That is hilarious!! Thank you for that mornning laugh and humurous perspective on motherhood.>>Does yours have a turn off button? 😉
That is hysterical! The look of pure joy on her face just makes it that much more fun.
You forgot one thing:>>Suggested retail: PRICELESS>>That has to be the cutest picture ever!
yes, super cute though i have to ask, what was the real AG doll>r
regina: Molly.