Fakin the Funk

One of Bill’s newest favorite websites is the Urban Dictionary which has a slang word of the day. Weeks and weeks ago, he taught me the term chicken bone tight. I have determined to incorporate this phrase in my language, but I keep messing it up. At first I couldn’t remember anything but the chicken part, and now I keep saying “chicken bone slim.” Yes, I am preparing to embarrass my future teenagers with my total uncoolness.

I’m fakin the funk.

Every few days, Bill says, “And today’s Urban Dictionary word is…”

And I respond, “Chicken bone slim?”

He sighs and says, “Chicken bone tight, dear.”

Today I said, “What does it mean again?”

I’m hopeless.

6 thoughts on “Fakin the Funk

  1. Glad to see you aren’t web shy! I was sittin’ here in my tall tee thinking you are one uber chick but I didn’t want to fake the funk first! Stay stunnin’!

  2. Yeah, since when did “über” and “Handy” become urban slang?!??!

  3. Yeah, I saw that “ueber” and realized that I’d been cool for two decades. All those high school German classes paying off.

  4. Be careful — some of that urban language is just raw!

  5. Man, when you come to VA, we have to get together. My husband and yours would have way too much fun together. New slang words is one of my hubby’s favorite hobbies. Except he picks his up at work (some of them have to stay at work too). I always say it wrong too….it’s awesome…lol!

  6. Hey, I just looked at that site and I’m going to embarrass my teenagers NOW!PS. I’m about to work on that little blue and white “project” we discussed! Te he he he. Mwah!

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