I’m shopping for clothes…ack.
I wouldn’t mind shopping for clothes if my size were in the single digits.
The idea of spending money on something that really had better not fit me in 3 months is depressing. But so is getting dressed every morning.
And it doesn’t help that I’m very picky. My arms are short, so nothing long-sleeved. I like 3/4 sleeve best unless it’s hot. No V-neck (always too low). No boat-neck (they always slip off my shoulders). No trim at the neck or cuffs that might irritate my sensitive skin. Must be nursing-infant accessible. And what is up with cowl-necked sweaters? Can we please move on to the 21st century? Or at least the last decade of the 20th?
And then there are color issues. I like blue. Outside of that, my taste is very limited. Black and gray and navy are great…for winter. But spring is coming (right? spring is coming? sometime?) and I prefer lighter colors in the spring. But a wardrobe of blue shirts ranging from pale blue to robin’s egg blue is rather boring. Lilac is cool. And, uh, that’s about it. I’m actually considering pink, because coral just won’t look good on me.
And then I look at pants. I prefer boot cut. Tapered legs seem plentiful. Yeah, I’ll order one of them and a cowl-necked sweater and play some Go-Gos.
I’m just glad I’m doing this all online and not in a store. I’m exhausted and I’m not even physically trying on clothes.
Thank goodness I’m not looking for a bathing suit.
P.S. Holy cow! Spell checker worked!