Many many thanks to Jennie C for sending me over to Amazon to read reviews of milk such as this one:
On the nose this milk is exceptionally elegant. Dominant floral notes (mint and white flowers) mingle with hints of fresh fruit (citrus fruits, fresh almonds). As it undergoes aeration, riper notes of vanilla and nougat come to the fore, giving a pleasant roundness to the milk. At this stage a typical whole milk characteristic, crisp elegance, clearly prevails over aromatic strength.
In the mouth, the milk, especially in the gallon size, reveals its
true personality. Fruity notes (white peaches, grapefruit and bergamot) dominate an energetic attack on the palate, which is prolonged by the structure and roundedness of the milk. The balance, a combination of freshness and vigour, is ideal. With a finish that is extremely persistent and clean, mineral notes add force to this noble cow juice.
Some of these just may make me snort milk out my nose.
Reit This Way 
Oh,yes, definitely snorting!
I cannot believe that a GALLON OF MILK has gotten 786 reviews.If it’s nice and fresh, icy cold, and served in a tall glass, it’s good enough for me. Whole milk only, thanks.
Bwahahahhahaahhaha. That’s funny. What ever happened to, oh I don’t know, just drinking the milk?Bouquets on milk, now I’ve seen it all.
I tell you, I was laughing so hard I was crying! Definitely made my morning.
I frequently go to Amazon for product reviews…I did see that they were selling groceries now…I just never thought to put the two together.
Puts all those snobby wine reviews to shame!!!