In contrast to the Duggars, who fall in the “Quiver-full” category, are the Shakers, who believed in celibacy, even for married members.

Of course, celibacy means no intercourse, which generally means no children either (one notable exception!). Hence, the number of Shakers in the world today is seven (down from a peak of 6,000 in the 1830s).

My point is this: if you don’t procreate, you are relying on converts to carry on your values. Chances are, your values will go the way of the Shakers.

But that’s ok, my kids will support you in your old age: they’ll pay their taxes and social security tithe; they’ll be soldiers and defend your freedom to live how you want; they’ll vote and ensure you have the freedom to say whatever you want to say (even if you fling hateful diatribes in their direction); and hopefully, they’ll have the Christian fortitude to love you despite how you feel about them.

Because that’s the way this evil Catholic mom is brainwashing them to behave.

{Note: blogger doesn’t like me today, and I can’t link to my post from yesterday about the Duggars…in case you want to know what in the world has set me off.}