Hold your matches

I really don’t like Wikipedia, and only read it when directed there by someone else. Ignorant of what a Clerihew was, and sent to Wikipedia by Eric Scheske (if you want to know what a Clerihew is, you will have to follow Eric’s link, I refuse to link to Wikipedia except under duress), I came across this example:

Ted Hughes,
Sylvia’s muse,
was rather good-looking.
Let his wife do the cooking.
(Credited to Caroline Dworin)


Horrid. Truly, truly horrid.