When 4 year olds write their own jokes:
“Mommy, what did the M&M guy say when he got run over by the boat?”
“What?”
“OUCH!”
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That's better than the jokes I get told by my four year old.
When Emily was four this was the joke she made up:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
What happens when you get lost in the woods?
What?
A bear comes and eats your whole face off!
We still tell that joke.
Hilarious!
When our 10 year old was that age she told the same joke over and over and over again. No matter how many times she told it, she'd laugh hysterically.
“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was against the law in Georgia.”
Yes, that was her joke.
That is funny. I actually laughed out loud…perhaps that's because I'm actually a 4 year old. It reminds me of those very dry jokes like:
“A guy walks into a bar. He says ouch.”
“Second guy walks into a bar. Idiot! Didn't he see the first guy?”
When Michelle told us that one this weekend, apparently Billy hadn't heard it before. I thought we were all going to be sprayed with milk, or he was going to choke – and I was very thankful I had just swallowed my coffee!
Funny – and cute!