Although I weigh myself most mornings, it is only once a month that I record that number and about a half dozen body measurements, since inches mean more than weight (or so they say).

Compared to last month, I am down 4 pounds. Nice.

Except those measurements tell the truth I already suspected. The size 8 jeans are still just a bit snug. Where were those 4 pounds lost? Hips? Thighs?

No. Alas, I lost them on my chest.

{sigh}