I don’t get the pop-tart thing, but whatever. Tagged by Sarah.

3 Things That Scare Me

Anything that threatens my children’s health or well-being
Anything that threatens my husband’s health or well-being
Heights/falling

3 People That Make Me Laugh

My husband
My kids (ok, that’s 5 people, but how can I pick ONE over the others?)
My sister Barbara

3 Things I Love

Thunderstorms
The rocky coast of Maine in the winter time
A blank day on the calendar

3 Things I Hate

Whining
Stupidity
Meanness

3 Things I Don’t Understand

How cars work and my husband’s obession with them
How guns work and my husband’s obsession with them
Electrical circuits (you know, it’s just not as as simple as V = IR)

3 Things On My Floor

Automobile magazine (not mine)
Shooting Illustrated magazine (not mine)
the dog

3 Things I’m Doing Right Now

Drinking coffee
Hurrying, because I have others things I have to do
Staring at a computer screen (duh)

3 Things I Want to Do Someday

Learn to swim (beyond the doggie paddle)
Go on a cruise
Attend a joyous function regarding each of my children as adults (ie: college graduation, wedding, ordination, promotion, Nobel Prize winner reception)

3 Things I Can Do

Cook
Teach my kids to read
Change the sheets of a bed while nursing a newborn

3 Ways to Describe My Personality

Witty (on good days)
Argumentative (on bad days)
Patient (most of the time)

3 Things I Cannot Do

Crafty things
Ice skate
Change the oil in my car

3 Things I Think You Should Listen To

Your conscience
Good music
Good advice

3 Things I Think You Should Never Listen To

Gossip
Bad music
Bad advice

3 Absolute Favorite Foods

Chocolate
Pasta
Potato salad

3 Things I’d Like to Learn More About

History
Religion
Effective parenting techniques

3 Beverages I Drink Regularly

Coffee
Diet Coke
Water

3 Shows I Watch

uh…on TV?
regularly?
Do people really do that?

3 Bloggers I Tag:

Melissa
Georgie
He Who Wears the Most Black Wins