Dear American Taxpayer,

Today is tax day. Thanks for your payment. I really appreciate it.

We just got back from the Egg Roll on the White House lawn. We had a good time. I thank you for all the free goodies and the fun memories.

I’m not sure why you had such an extravagant party or why you do this every year, but thanks for having us over. Maybe next time it won’t rain so much.

Happy Easter!