9 months on, 8 months off

Yesterday I ran 3 miles. That seems to be the new distance now – 3 to 3 1/2 miles. The best thing is that it’s not the distance that makes me stop – it’s the time. I’m very slow, so it took me 40 minutes to run 3 miles plus a cooldown walk. I had to head home to take care of my other obligations. I know if I keep it up, my speed will increase, but I’m so impatient.

And if you really want to beat your body up, here’s a site to show you how. Bill modified the routine for himself and is doing most of it (I quote: “donkey kicks are dorkey.”). And he hurts. My goal is to be able to do a dozen pushups without looking like an idiot. I can’t do even one. Bill, ever one for good ideas, suggested leaning on the staircase and gradually moving to a lower step. I’m on step 5. I am practically vertical when I do them. I did 15 normal pushups, 10 wide arm and 10 diamond – not all at once. I looked like an idiot. And I hurt, but just a little.

Ah, but the best news of all – the weight I gained from my pregnancy is off. But I never did lose 10 pounds from Jenny, so I still have work to do.

And I wonder if the dress I bought a month ago for the fancy dinner will fit me at the make-up date in 2 weeks. It’s a good thing I can sew and can shorten the spaghetti straps if necessary.

great idea, poor execution, great results anyway

Ah, leave it to me, the non-crafty person that I am, to punish myself with an art project for the kids.

It WAS a great idea: placemats for the dinner table. Using Lenten purple construction paper and various holy images and Bible quotes to decorate it and using clear Contact paper to protect it from the elements.

The execution was poor. I am easily frustrated by my own ineptness and hence was short-tempered and impatient with the Contact paper with seems to have a mind of its own (closely resembling that of an obstinate donkey), so instead of peacefully, meditatively guiding the children in what could have been, should have been, a spiritual odyssey reflecting on the Passion of Christ, instead I was angrily fighting with this inanimate object that was thwarting my every move.

Oh, and I misjudged how much Contact paper I had/needed, so only 3 mats (out of 6) were “laminated”.

But the results are fabulous, and I’ll probably suffer through it again in a few weeks and make some for Easter. The kids had fun and will be able to enjoy the fruit of their labor for many weeks. Hopefully the pictures they covered and will see at every meal will keep them ever mindful of the season, and their sight might remind ME that a little bit of suffering bring great rewards.

Gotcha

Last night – 9 pm. All the kids are asleep…except Jenny. Bill and I are in the kitchen talking, cleaning up and prepping for morning. The baby monitor is on and cranked up to hear any noise above breathing. Bill might have thought that I was listening for the baby.

Oh no.

Suddenly, we heard some slight noise. I turned to Bill and said, “Now! Quick! Upstairs and get her out of the baby’s room!” He dashed up the steps and flipped on the hall light. There she stood like a deer in the headlights in the middle of the baby’s room. Pete was blissfully unaware of the impending wake-up call that had just been thwarted.

Her hands were covering her face – half because of the blinding light, half with the classic toddler logic of If-I-Can’t-See-You-Then-You-Can’t-See-Me. This saved her hide because Bill finds it to be so absolutely adorable. The old softy.

Her silently led her out of the room and back to bed where her threatened her with a tremendous spanking if she got out of bed again. She stayed put and went to sleep.

culture shock

Culture shock: the confusion that results when one person of culture tries to have a conversation with a person lacking culture.

Billy was trying to talk about one of his favorite stories, Treasure Island. An older neighborhood boy accused him of watching Dora the Explorer, which has a show with the same name. I had to explain to Billy that the boy apparently didn’t know about Robert Louis Stevenson’s novel.

Stations of the Cross

On Fridays during Lent, I like to pray the Stations of the Cross as a family. We light 14 candles and the kids take turns snuffing out one candle for every station. This will keep the attention of most children, even the toddler (ooo, fire!). Thanks to Monica for sending me the text for the children’s stations I posted below. I added the opening and closing prayers which I found on-line with much searching. There are many on-line versions of the stations, including this one for children with illustrations done by a 5th grader. Very nice.

Friday Stations of the Cross for kids

Opening Prayer: God of power and mercy, in love your sent your Son that we might be cleansed of sin and live with you forever. Bless us as we gather to reflect on his suffering and death that we may learn from his examplethe way we should go. We ask this through that same Christ, our Lord. Amen.

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

1. Jesus Must Die.
Some of the people wanted Jesus to die. Jesus, You are willing to die for us. Thank you, Jesus.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

2. Jesus Takes His Cross
Jesus took the heavy cross with love. Jesus, help me to do hard things with love.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

3. Jesus Falls
Jesus, it was hard to carry the cross. You carried it for us. Thank you.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

4. Jesus Meets his Mother
Mary was sad to see Jesus suffer. She knew He must die for us. Thank you, Mary, for giving your son for us.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

5. Simon helps Jesus
Jesus found it hard to carry the heavy cross by himself. Simon helped him. Jesus, show me how to help others.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

6. Veronica helps Jesus
Veronica was sorry for Jesus. She wiped His face. Jesus, help me to be kind like Veronica.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

7. Jesus Falls the Second Time
Jesus fell a second time. He got up and carried the cross again. Thank you, Jesus, for carrying Your cross for us.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

8. The Women are Sorry for Jesus
Some women cried to see Jesus suffer. He spoke to them. Jesus, teach me to be sorry when I do wrong.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

9. Jesus Falls Again
Jesus fell again under His cross. He was very tired but did not stop. Jesus, help me to keep on trying to be good.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

10. Jesus’ Clothes are Taken
The soldiers took away Jesus’ clothes. They hurt him. Jesus, You suffered for us. Thank you.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

11. Jesus is Nailed to the Cross
Jesus forgave the men who hurt Him. He prayed, “Father, forgive them.” Jesus, teach me to forgive others who hurt me.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

12. Jesus Dies on the Cross
After three hours, Jesus dies on the cross. Jesus, You died so we can live with God in Heaven. Thank you for loving us so much.

Our Father…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

13. Jesus is Taken Down
Mary held Jesus in her arms. Mary, help me to love Jesus as you love Him.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

14. Jesus is Buried
The friends of Jesus put him in the tomb. Jesus, you died to save us. You rose again to bring us new life.

Hail Mary…

V: We adore you, O Christ, and we bless you.
R: Because by your holy cross you have redeemed the world.

15. Jesus Rises
Jesus you rose from the dead on Easter. You gave God’s life to us. Thank you, Jesus!

Glory Be…

Closing Prayer: Lord Jesus Christ, your passion and death is the sacrifice that unites earth and heaven and reconciles all people to you. May we who have faithfully reflected on these mysteries follow in your steps and so come to share your glory in heaven where you live and reign with the Father and the Holy Spirit one God, for ever and ever. Amen.

who needs tv?

Earlier today, I fed Pete some diced pears. Sounds pretty dull, right? Not to my kids. Pete had never had pears, so the new taste had him making some faces. Pete hasn’t had many chunky things to eat and is still getting the hang of chewing things (gumming them, really), so quite a bit was being spit out. The kids thought this was a riot. Who needs TV?

Later, Pete tried to stick his tongue out. He’s tongue-tied, so this is an effort for him. See him practice:

The pictures are dark because I’m using the “action” mode on the camera and we’re indoors and there are 4 children and one dopey adult with a camera crowding around and blocking the light.

Such over-stimulation has us all ready for a nap.